Is it Summer Yet? Nike Lab Outfit

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The answer is a definate no! Although the weather has been beautiful over the weekend we were kindly reminded yesterday that in England you wear your shorts and t shirts when you can even if it is for five minutes.

So in order to keep your swag game up and your dignity intact (don't get caught slipping in the rain with your shorts) I've come up with the perfect spring outfit. To all my readers who are in constant sun F U!

I was planning on hand picking an outfit myself and I'll put the links below but damn you nike you just got it right with this one. When I think of the great and wonderful things I could do with this outfit; Walk around like a true legde. Cross my legs on the train so people can see logo underneath my lab air forces or have a marvelous outfit to wait in a alley and rob someone with, the options are endless. One good thing about doing a robbery in this outfit is when the poor soul who has just been stripped of their dignity and belonging goes to the police and ID's you, they will describe you as male (insert height and build) with a sick fucking jacket.