Please Help Fight Against Fat - Henchness
URGENT APPEAL
I'm currently on a campaign for a disease that is currently plaguing million of men all over the world. Although no one seems to be taking it seriously. You never see anyone running the London marathon trying to solve this problem, I've never seen any adverts on the TV campaigning for the atrocity to end. The kids are starving in Africa, poverty in India, conflict in Syria, Cancer but no one is concerned about the real issues that are affecting us MEN all over the world. What is this problem? I hear you cry, Is it prostate cancer? No. It's a serious disease that has been a problem for soooo many men for way too long and that problem is Fat - Henchness. One of the biggest problems with this terrible disease is that most men have no idea they have this debilitating disease. Before we go on I will define what Fat - Hench is.
(This man is completely oblivious that he has the Fat - Hench virus. He has brazenly taken himself to a beach without the correct attire and has exposed his bare chest to others. Can you imagine the chaos if there were little children present. The casualties are endless.)
Fat - Hench is a stage in between a toned muscular physique and blubber. The man goes to the gym regularly he eats pretty decently he might even be able to push decent weight at the gym. But he is not Hench he hasn't achieved the physique to match his strength and how good he feels on the inside. He feels that he is beach ready when in actual fact he's just Fat - Hench. There are many men with this disease and sadly I am one of them. After a tough and very productive gym session it thought it was OK to subject the good people of London to me cleaning my balcony topless.
I am campaigning for all men to see that they are not yet muscle beach ready. It's not time for you to wear a vest to the gym and you definitely have no right to bring chalk to the weight section as if you are training for the Olympics. It's also not OK to wear a waist belt like Arnold when in matter of fact you're only curling 20 kg. These men need to get a grip and I'm asking for your help if you know anyone with this disease please contact the helpline 0800 DO SOME CARDIO. With your help we can end fat - henchness forever.
Please donate to the Fat - Hench Foundation just £20 will give a man in a vest a t shirt to cover up his flabby skin. Or for just £15 you can adopt a man with Fat - Henchness disease. We will send you a welcome pack including a t shirt to cover them up or a blindfold for you to cover your eyes if they don't want your help. A water bottle and some diet protein because these dudes do not need to bulk anymore. For an extra £5 we will give you stickers that you can put on a guy with Fat - Henchness and encourage him to cut the carbs and do cardio a lot more.
With your help and support Fat - Henchness will be a thing of the past on 2020.
Please donate now
Thank you
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